Google and YouTube's Grand Censorship Gala: Pickax Crashes the Party

It seems like Big Tech is on a quest to become the ultimate thought police, with Google and YouTube leading the charge. The champions of free speech have donned their capes and are here to tell us what we can and cannot say. It's like having your very own virtual nanny, but instead of bedtime stories, they offer censorship in the name of "information quality."

Google, the self-proclaimed guardian of truth, has teamed up with globalist organizations like the United Nations and the World Health Organization to create "Fact Check Tools." Because, you know, nothing says free speech like fact-checking by unelected international bodies. Forget about individual responsibility; let's let the bureaucrats decide what's true or false.

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Google's AI Bard, a rival to OpenAI's ChatGPT, is here to make sure you don't accidentally stumble upon an idea that might challenge the status quo. It's like having your very own literary babysitter, ready to block any blacklisted words from entering your innocent mind. Who needs diverse perspectives when you can have one-point-of-view wonders?

And let's not forget YouTube, the platform that claims to be a haven for creators. In the run-up to the 2024 presidential election, they're enforcing censorship policies faster than you can say "demonstratively false claims." Independent creators are now 14 times less likely to be recommended because, you see, authoritative sources are the only voices worth hearing. Who needs the pesky opinions of the masses when we have Big Tech overlords to guide us?

But fear not... the antidote to Big Tech tyranny is coming – Pickax. This upcoming social media platform, set to beta launch next month, promises to be a beacon of constitutional protection for free speech. It won't bow down to the whims of globalist organizations or censor content based on subjective terms like "manipulated media" or "hate and harassment."

Pickax understands that the beauty of free speech lies in its messiness, in the cacophony of diverse voices, even the ones Google and YouTube might find "disfavored." It's a platform that won't demonetize you for daring to question the narrative or challenge the mainstream. Content creators, rejoice, for Pickax offers you the monetization opportunities that Big Tech is so quick to snatch away.

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So, as Google and YouTube embark on their grand journey to control the flow of information and shape the narrative, remember that there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Pickax is coming to liberate your thoughts, protect your freedom, and offer you a platform where the only thing censored is censorship itself. Get ready to pick your way out of the stifling echo chamber and into the glorious chaos of unrestricted expression – because your voice deserves to be heard, unfiltered and unafraid!

Sign up for Pickax to be a part of our beta launch. It will be the home for constitutionally-protected free speech unlike any other platform out there. We're not beholden to Big Tech, so that means I don't have to implement their content moderation requirements that almost every other platform complies with. Click here to join the waiting list.