The Insane Plan to Eradicate Agriculture and Save the Planet with Wind Power
Ah, the climate cult – those fearless warriors fighting against the true enemy of Mother Earth: windmills and solar panels. In their quest to save the planet from the dire threat of people eating too much, these self-proclaimed "greenies" have set their sights on the agricultural heartlands. Brace yourself for the ludicrous journey into the world where windmills are public enemy number one.
The cult's arch-nemesis is none other than fossil fuels – those earth-based wonders like oil and natural gas that apparently fuel our planet's impending doom. But fear not, for the greenies have a solution: let's replace these nefarious fuels with the not-so-evil wind and solar. What could possibly go wrong?
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Well, for starters, we'd need so many windmills and solar panels that you'd be hard-pressed to find a spot without them. Forget about scenic landscapes and picturesque views; we need that land for our energy-producing saviors. After all, who needs agriculture when you can bask in the glow of a thousand solar panels?
Enter the ghost of Thomas Malthus, who might be turning in his grave, marveling at how the green energy revolution has accelerated his dire predictions about overpopulation. "Wind generators or solar panels consume one-third of the farmland worldwide," warns Martin Armstrong, echoing Malthus in the most unexpected of ways. But who cares about growing food when we can have a surplus of energy, right?
The greenies, it seems, are on a mission to fix everything – starting with industrial agriculture. Because, you know, producing food on a massive scale is so last century. According to the climate lunatic John Kerry, agricultural systems are single-handedly responsible for up to 30 percent of the world's greenhouse gases. So, what's the solution? Eliminate agriculture, shipping, refrigeration, air conditions, heating, and reduce the population by 30-40 percent. Simple, right?
Billionaire John Kerry, the high-flying climate preacher, jets around in his private aircraft, lecturing us peasants about our carbon footprints. Because nothing says "save the planet" like preaching from a cushy seat in the sky.
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Despite the lack of evidence supporting their outlandish claims, the climate cult persists. Climate has always changed, argues Armstrong, and the temperatures have not exceeded historical norms. But who needs facts when you can have a good old-fashioned doomsday narrative?
So, as the world braces itself for the impending demise of fossil fuels and the rise of windmills and solar panels as our saviors, let's raise a toast to the climate cult. Because nothing says progress like turning a blind eye to reality and embracing a future where agriculture is sacrificed on the altar of green energy extremism. Here's to the brave warriors fighting the war on windmills – may your quest for a barren, energy-rich wasteland be everything you dreamed of.
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